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The tiny town of Brainerd

Posted: December 23, 2010 - 6:55pm

 

GUEST COLUMN

Maria Menz submitted this for a Los Angeles Times Travel section contest on “Where do you want to vacation in 2011 and why?” She, and her husband, Joe, who is formerly of Brainerd, live in California.

Well, Toto, I ain’t in Kansas anymore! 

As I surveyed the tiny, northwoods town of Brainerd, Minn., I couldn’t help feeling I had been dropped off the face of the moon. What’s a California girl (born and raised), doing slugging cement and playing carpenter at my husband’s family home in dinky “podunkville?” As an ad for the movie “Fargo,” once declared, “A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.”

Brainerd’s cast of characters is for real. First, its simple, natural beauty will take your breath away. The incredible number of lakes surrounded by a huge assortment of pines, evergreens, oaks, aspens, birch and maples is a postcard at almost every turn. Have you ever heard the haunting, mournful call of the loon? I guarantee, you’ll never forget it. And then there’s the silence. Many times the roads are near-empty and all you hear is the earnest honking of snow geese flying overhead.

The silence is especially deafening at the ancient town cemetery where you see centuries old-style upright tombstones and marble family name monuments. Here you can hear the wind rustle through the many trees, where in the fall, the golden, pink, red and yellow leaves glisten in the sunlight as if lit up from within by thousands of soft candles. You might even be visited by a playful, baby squirrel, as I was, who danced around me and kept hopping up and down the tombstones, then, just as quickly, with one shy, backward glance, skipped away.

Best of all, I keep coming back for the people. If you’re looking for some “action” Brainerd style, then just hop over to The Barn, the unofficial community center. Situated on the tiny main street, The Barn is a very rustic diner, about the size of a postage stamp. Always crowded to the seams, young and old, rich and poor, gather here, to exchange the latest gossip, compare the latest farm auction purchase, or, their favorite topic, just gripe about the weather. The waitresses belt out a “Hi, Hun,” and remember your usual, even months later.

Maybe it’s true that we can’t ever go home again. All I know is, if I had the money to go anywhere in the world, I’d head right straight back to Brainerd, in a heartbeat. It’s not fancy. It’s not exotic and exciting, and God knows, it’s not California. But, if you’re willing to slow down, to unplug, and be still for a few moments, and savor that moment just for the pure, simple joy of it, then maybe, just maybe, home will find its way back to you.

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susu 12/24/10 - 12:07 pm
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You can go home again - that

You can go home again - that is just a saying, nothing more. I had been gone from Ironton sense 1954 and came back in 1994 and I just love it here at home. Lot`s of peeps return home. I Enjoyed reading this story.

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GetaGrip 12/24/10 - 12:07 pm
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Please don't tell!!!

If you are truely from CA, please do not go back west and tell them about our town. The last thing we need is for those wackjobs from the west trying to impose their twisted will on the midwest. We actually like our relatively low taxes, our happy meals with toys in them, and our right to bear arms. Thanks.

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janneba 12/24/10 - 12:10 pm
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I agree with you, I moved to

I agree with you, I moved to Brainerd in1970 and worked at the Golden Grille for some really dear friends of mine it was like nothing I had ever did before people from everywhere came there to eat in the summer it was unreal how many people would come to the Brainerd Lakes area. While my job at the Grille only lasted about a year, (I moved across the street to Thrifty drug.) I lived in Brainerd only 10 years then moved to Texas, I still miss Brainerd and hope someday to go back at least for a visit.

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cbtclrk 12/24/10 - 08:38 pm
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It is a good place.

I have a lot of pleasant memories of growing up in Brainerd.
It is a good town and I love stopping back for a brief visit each year. There are beautiful lakes, good fishing, and I love the pines and Loons, but I came back fulltime a few years ago and found it just wasn't the same. I will keep visiting, but will stay in my adopted mountain home.

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morquinn 12/24/10 - 08:54 pm
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Uhh..

Are we talking about the same Brainerd here? When I read this, all I picture is people living in shacks and hardly any roads, kind of like an old western, but with lakes in it. I dont know how "Tiny" our main street is, its actually a highway, and I wouldnt call the barn the local hangout either. What a weird perception of our town, and going back to Cali to tell all those "folks" over there we actually are like people in the movie Fargo, far from it IMO

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