NEW YORK — Texas Gov. and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry can resist the comparison all he wants, but he’s more like George W. Bush than George W. Bush.
The comparisons were unavoidable. They’ve both been Texas governors. They’re both fluent in Bubba and both unapologetically have been brought to their knees by Jesus Christ. The latter two categories hardly constitute a lonely hearts club. If you are born again in the GOP, you have friends.
Perry instinctively rejected the Bush comparison. He’s his own man after all. And, as yet, history has not rewarded Bush’s efforts to democratize the Middle East with plaudits of prescience. The jury is taking its sweet time.
“I am Rick Perry and he is George Bush,” Perry told reporters at the Iowa State Fair. “And our records are quite different. ... I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.”
This not only makes Perry different. In these anti-elite times, it makes him better.
Moreover, how insulting to any man -- or woman -- to be disqualified on the basis of shared geography. But the similarities between these two are both more and less than that.
Upon meeting Perry, you can’t help thinking, he’s just like Dubya. They share not only the same speech patterns, but they have that same je ne sais quoi that corresponds to the way a confident Southern male asks a girl to take a spin around the dance floor: “Wanna dance?”
There’s something slightly lazy in the mouth, half a smile, a knowing look. Both share a devil-may-care, towel-snapping streak — an attitude that either connects them to their quarry, or sends their prey howling into the outer darkness. The same things that drove liberals mad about George W. will repeat themselves with Perry.
It’s that certitude mixed with bravado. It is also, dare I say, their certain brand of manliness. Weathered, creased and comfortable in jeans, they convey a regular guyness that everyday Americans relate to. Take it or leave it, it happens to be true.
Clearly, definitions and impressions of manliness differ, and masculinity doesn’t translate the same for all people or all regions. In fact, the sort of masculinity that Bush and Perry share isn’t admired much on the Upper West Side or in the coffeehouses that dot most urban corners.
Guess what: The tea partyers, evangelicals, and NASCAR crowd and others who live in America’s heartland don’t need this explained to them, and they don’t care if you get it or not. They know a real man when they see one and they like him. (They know a “real” woman, too, we might add.) In the world of ideas and policy, none of this means anything that matters, but it means everything in straw polls and caucuses where emotions and guts do the voting.
Who’s gone from the race? Tim Pawlenty. Plain and simple, not manly enough. Good on policy and accomplishment, weak on chemistry. If Democrats are postmodern, Republicans are proudly Early American. An email that dropped into my inbox provides insight into how this breaks down.
A woman was commenting on a story about Perry and wrote: “I can equate to bathing in a galvanized wash tub ... also sleeping on the porch with no A/C. He’s got my vote!”
Bring ‘em on.


Comments (9)
Add commentI just heard some comparisons
I just heard some comparisons between Texas and the other 49 states. Once you set the spin aside the statistics don't show him in a favorable light.
Perry
He reminds me of that expression "all hat and no horse." Just a big mouth. And with a touch of Elmer Gantry to really make him suspect. Another dumb "wanna be a cowboy" from Texas.
That cowboy
appears to have is corral (Texas) stocked and in order.
a few stats about the state of Texas
1 in 4 Texas residents has no health insurance, the highest rate in the country. Perry has done little to address that problem.
Texas and Mississippi have the highest share of low-paid workforce: 9.5 percent of all hourly employees were paid the minimum wage or less last year, compared with 6 percent of workers nationwide.
Since Perry took over, Texas has lost 236,000 manufacturing jobs, a decline of 22 percent.
And regarding Education in Texas:
•Texas is #49 in verbal SAT scores in the nation (493) and #46 in average math SAT scores (502).
•Texas is #36 in the nation in high school graduation rates (68%).
•Texas is #33 in the nation in teacher salaries.
•Texas was the only state in the nation to cut average per pupil expenditures in fiscal year 2005, resulting in a ranking of #40 nationally
•Between school years 1999 and 2005, the number of central administrators employed by Texas public schools grew by 32.5%, overall staffing in public schools grew by 15.6%, while the number of teachers grew only 13.3%.
Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/16/3295182/low-paying-jobs-in-texas...
RP has had 10 years
Perry has had ten years to fix his border issues. He wants to just use drones. Big talker, small doer.
lakelander
Got your head stuck somewhere? "Perry has had ten years to fix his border issues." I beleive that was what Arizona tried and who came down on them? Obama and his cartel; I think barnet is right and you are just partyline blind! And if you read the whole story, instead of just the parts you agree with, it said Perry has added more than a million jobs while the country lost 1.5 million.
jobs
Yes, he added jobs...and they were the type that brought the average income down since most were minimum wage. But that is better than no jobs. And the test scores for the SAT are based on students heading for college, so you would expect them to be literate.
I wonder if New Mexico and Arizona's students' statistics are similar to Texas' statistics?
Well, I do hope Perry keeps running. It brings up some of these issues. So how do you suppose a state with no income tax can hope to raise educational earmarks such as achievement and salaries and the physical condition of the schools? High sales taxes and property taxes? Keep students out of school as evidenced by low graduation and attendance rates?
Perry's tenure in office...10 years (even Karl Rove doesn't like him)
Obama's tenure in office..2.5 years.
pdnet's and barnet's arguments...priceless...and lame
Faux news must be using the word "cartel" lately since you both used it. LOL!